Was having this conversation with dear Patrick about my twisted wrist.
(Yes. I twisted my wrist. I fell off the bed like a stinky jackfruit, thanks to Spongebob.)
and the story of the twisted wrist ended there.
stinky jackfruit = nangka busuk.
Some malay figure of speech. I don't know where it's derived from.
Cause' one thing for sure, jackfruits have a very pleasure-able smell.
Then Patrick insisted dat jackfruit is cempedak.
So this pink-starfish looked up the online malay-english dictionary.
RESULTSnangka = jackfruit.
cempedak = fruit dat resembles a jackfruit.
The stupidest of all translations man.
And you'd think dictionary people are smart. PEE EFF EFF TEE.
Dear Allah Almighty,
Please cease the raining. At least for awhile.
I love the rain yes, but the laundry needs sun-drying too.
and err... protect my folks. And the kids. And everybody else. The good ones especially. Amin.